![]() In particular, Amazon customers have a field day in the customer review comments for any Ice compilation with the rapper's "greatest hits." We're talking about people taking the time to seek out albums they've never bought to warn potential listeners of an artist's poor rapping skills decades after he's had a hit. Of all North Texas artists, Vanilla Ice seems to attract the most haters. I'm eyeing up the waste-paper basket in the corner as a suitable place to put this sorry excuse for a CD." "This album, Immigrance, is not a patch on either of those - I found it turgid, repetitive and lacking in spirit, inspiration, energy and drive. "I have SP's albums Family Dinner and We Like It Here, and greatly enjoy them both," Rob said. One such jazz head named Rob was not impressed with Immigrance by four-time-Grammy-winning North Texas band Snarky Puppy. Jazz isn't for everyone, but those who love jazz love to nerd out on jazz music in the jazzy feedback section on their jazz music purchases on Amazon. Seriously, this may be the most hideous album cover that I have ever seen - its unbearable ugliness is its greatest beauty and only redeemable quality." The best thing this album has to offer is its album cover. The review ended with truly confusing praise: "Lyrics like these are written for drunken minstrels in a reproduction of Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Prince of Tights . The user named Cactus Grooves wrote that "the best songs on this album sound like the worst of the Fleetwood Mac catalog after ingesting poisonous mushrooms," citing lyrics such as "While we were out hunting for food/ our house was being robbed/ I caught an apple and she caught a fox/so I caught a rabbit but she caught an ox," from the song "Bandits." In 2006, a non-fan wrote that it was a "soundtrack for a Renaissance Fair in hell." A mind is a terrible thing to waste, and so was my money on this album."ĭenton band Midlake's Trials of Van Occupanther got an overall rating of 4.6 out of 5 from Amazon users, but one person found the album too whimsical or just too awesome, we can't be sure. She always talks about smoking trees, they must be messing with her brain cells. I'll definitely be hesitant to buy anything else of hers. ![]() In a review titled "Where is the real Erykah? Somebody please tell me!" she wrote "Erykah Badu is whack!" and added that the neo-soul artist's new record was a disappointment to longtime fans. I need to do a better job of researching my music."Įrykah Badu, New Amerykah Part One (4th World War )Ī customer named Andrea was not a fan of Erykah Badu's fourth studio album. ![]() "I thought it would hold up to the single 'Possum Kingdom.'. Hauge gave the album 1 star out of 5 and titled his review, "Well, I guess I found out what I wanted." And for the small price of $15.98, ended up learning an invaluable personal lesson. Here are some of our favorites.Ī fan of the Fort Worth rock band's early albums gave their 2015 album a shot. We looked through the reviews for CDs and vinyl belonging to DFW’s most popular artists, and while most buyers raved about their purchases, the unhappy few had some amusing feedback for their fellow shoppers. But there are still plenty of aspiring critics to be found among reviews by Amazon’s customers, who really need artists and everyone else to know just how badly their album sucked.Īccording to Amazon, North Texas musicians have seen their fair share of disgruntled customers. Music criticism is becoming a lost art as news media transform and music fans wait for TikTok to tell them what's good.
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